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Enjoy New Werewolf Biscuits!

At Hoxton Street Monster Supplies we’ve been helping customers live happy and healthy lives for over 198 years. From supplying scaled-down fangs sharpeners to help look after baby’s first fangs to ensuring access to everyday basics like emergency re-lousing shampoo, our customers’ cradle-to-grave needs has been our priority since we opened our doors back in 1818.

We now would like to introduce our newest supply, Werewolf Biscuits. We are delighted to present our loyal customers with these delicious new treats, carefully formulated with the lycanthrope in mind yet delicious to yetis, zombies and vampires too.

The special combination of proteins, carbohydrates and minerals create a sweet treat that can be enjoyed any full moon of the year. Crunchy yet wonderfully crumbly, these goodies are packed with immunity-boosting goodness helping you make it through long nights on the prowl while keeping your health intact.  

Made the traditional Scottish way, these biscuits are guaranteed silver-free and contain only the finest gluten-free bone dust.  Buy yours now, in shop or online.

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Delivery information

We currently deliver to UK destinations only, via 2nd class Royal Mail or Parcel Force 48 Hours service.

Postage and packing costs:

  • - £3.50 for orders of up to £25,
  • - £7 for orders £25 - £50
  • - Free for any order over £50

This charge helps cover our costs and ensures your purchases support writing workshops for young people at the Ministry of Stories.

Our team of zombie volunteers aims to fulfil orders twice a week and on the outside you can expect delivery within 12 working days of order confirmation, but usually sooner. Unless something truly hideous happens, in which case delays of several centuries are not unlikely.

Returns information

You can return products if:

- You decide within seven days the product isn’t for you. You’ll receive a full refund, including delivery charge, processed within 30 days of return of the unwanted goods. Please send this with the original returns form supplied with your order, emailing us at shop@ministryofstories.org to let us know it is on the way. Please look after the product when you have it! Do not burn it, eat it, sit on it, drown it, or in any way cause it harm. We might need to ask for compensation otherwise.

- You don’t agree to a change in our terms and conditions or other policies, or you think the product is faulty. You will need to return the product with its original returns form. We’ll check the product upon receipt and email you regarding your refund. We’ll process it as soon as monstrously possible – definitely within 30 days of us emailing to confirm a refund. You’ll receive the full price of the product and delivery, plus any costs for sending it to us.

Please check the dispatch confirmation to find out more about your statutory right of cancellation. Returning a product doesn’t affect your other statutory rights as a consumer. Nor as a monster.

We try to use the same method to pay you as you used to pay us.

 
ministry of stories

Hoxton Street Monster Supplies is run under license from the Ministry of Stories, a volunteering organisation which helps young people with all manner of writing, through free one-to-one mentoring and writing workshops.

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