Word reaches us that a proportion of our customers have recently suffered adverse reactions upon receiving their online orders – happy-go-lucky feelings, joyful skipping, general merriment and similar unpleasantries.
To counteract these most unwelcome side effects we felt it wise to remind you that for a pitifully small fee, our highly trained resident coven of witches will add a curse to any items you purchase online.
A variety of strengths are available at the checkout depending on the severity of the effects you wish to counterbalance. To curse a recipient with Bad Luck costs £1, while more susceptible monsters may be cursed with General Torment for £5, or Extended Blight for a mere £10.
As usual, due to our own rather unfortunate curse, all proceeds go to The Ministry of Stories – a volunteering organisation dedicated to helping young people find their very own storytelling voice.
Whichever curse you choose, we sincerely hope that the monster in your life will be utterly miserable upon opening their gift.