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Contact us

Need to get in touch or want to visit?

Our Hoxton Street store is open on Tuesday - Friday afternoons (1-5pm) and Saturdays (11am-5pm). You can find it at 159 Hoxton Street, London N1 6PJ.

Please note, humans enter our stores at their own risk.

Can't find what you need? We’re sometimes happy to help, so you may get in touch if you have any comments, questions, trade enquiries, or howls of complaint.

Call: 020 7729 4159

Email: shop@ministryofstories.org

Press: hello@ministryofstories.org

Twitter/Instagram: @MonsterSupplies

159 Hoxton Street
London N1 6PJ

020 7729 4159

  • Tuesday 1pm-5pm
  • Wednesday 1pm-5pm
  • Thursday 1pm-5pm
  • Friday 1pm-5pm
  • Saturday 11am-5pm
  • Closed Sunday + Monday

New victims volunteers needed
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‘This has been my store of choice for almost 200 years.’

- Angelica, vampire.

‘When you buy one of their tins of fear, or jars of brain jam, you don't just get a great stocking filler or something to liven up your breakfast table, you know that you're helping to support the business of the imagination with the next generation.’

- Colin Firth, Ministry of Stories supporter, and Minister for Fluency.

Due to a rather inconvenient curse, all profits go to the Ministry of Stories, a creative writing and mentoring charity for young humans

 
 

Delivery information

We currently deliver to UK destinations only, via 2nd class Royal Mail or Parcel Force 48 Hours service.

Postage and packing costs:

  • - £3.50 for orders of up to £25,
  • - £7 for orders £25 - £50
  • - Free for any order over £50

This charge helps cover our costs and ensures your purchases support writing workshops for young people at the Ministry of Stories.

Our team of zombie volunteers aims to fulfil orders twice a week and on the outside you can expect delivery within 12 working days of order confirmation, but usually sooner. Unless something truly hideous happens, in which case delays of several centuries are not unlikely.

Returns information

You can return products if:

- You decide within seven days the product isn’t for you. You’ll receive a full refund, including delivery charge, processed within 30 days of return of the unwanted goods. Please send this with the original returns form supplied with your order, emailing us at shop@ministryofstories.org to let us know it is on the way. Please look after the product when you have it! Do not burn it, eat it, sit on it, drown it, or in any way cause it harm. We might need to ask for compensation otherwise.

- You don’t agree to a change in our terms and conditions or other policies, or you think the product is faulty. You will need to return the product with its original returns form. We’ll check the product upon receipt and email you regarding your refund. We’ll process it as soon as monstrously possible – definitely within 30 days of us emailing to confirm a refund. You’ll receive the full price of the product and delivery, plus any costs for sending it to us.

Please check the dispatch confirmation to find out more about your statutory right of cancellation. Returning a product doesn’t affect your other statutory rights as a consumer. Nor as a monster.

We try to use the same method to pay you as you used to pay us.

 
ministry of stories

Hoxton Street Monster Supplies is run under license from the Ministry of Stories, a volunteering organisation which helps young people with all manner of writing, through free one-to-one mentoring and writing workshops.

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