When you buy from the Hoxton Street Monster Supplies website, please do try to remember the following:
At the moment, we deliver to UK destinations only, via 1st class Royal Mail. We are looking into the possibility of shipping internationally, and will update this page as new destinations become available around the world and underworld. In the meantime, some of our products are available for sale on Firebox.com: Human Preserves, Cubed Earwax and Zombie Mints.
Your package will come carefully packed in straw, sent via Transylvania, with sprinkling of best quality cockroaches, ideal for a gift. Postage and packing for the period up to Christmas costs £3.50 for orders of up to £25, £7 for orders £25 - £50, and is free for any order over £50. This charge helps cover our costs, making sure that the best proceeds from your purchase go towards supporting writing workshops for young people at the Ministry of Stories.
Our team of zombie volunteers sends orders once a week on a Saturday by 1st class Royal Mail, who aim to deliver within 1 working day. On average, you can expect your delivery within 12 working days of order confirmation, and hopefully sooner. Unless something truly hideous happens, in which case delays of several centuries are not unlikely.
At present we accept payment only through PayPal. We do not accept beans (magic or otherwise), nor do we accept human sacrifice.
Through your PayPal account, you will be able to pay using any of the following types of cards:
You can return products if:
Please check the dispatch confirmation to find out more about your statutory right of cancellation. Returning a product doesn’t affect your other statutory rights as a consumer. Nor as a monster.
We try to use the same method to pay you as you used to pay us.
If you are human, you may find the following information about the ingredients in our products useful. Additional food allergy and nutritional information is available upon request. Please send your inquiry to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Mint Imperials (125g). Ingredients: Sugar, Dextrose, Anti-Caking Agent: magnesium stearate, Peppermint Oil. Warning: this product may contain nuts or peanuts. Contains: flavouring.
Aniseed Balls (170g). Ingredients: Dextrose, Sugar, Maize Starch, Rape Seed, Modified Maize Starch, Aniseed Oil, Allura Red, Black E151, Titanium Dioxide, Carnauba Wax. May contain traces of nuts & peanuts. May have an adverse effect on activity and attention in children.
Black & White Humbugs (170g). Ingredients: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Peppermint Oil, Mint Centre (Glucose syrup, Sugar, Non Hydrogenated Vegetable Fat, Salt, Treacle, Full Cream Condensed Milk, Peppermint Oil, Soya Lecithin E322), Colours: E102, E122, E142. Contains: Milk, Gluten, Soya.
Clotted Cream Fudge (170g). Ingredients: Sugar, Glucose syrup, Sweetened condensed milk, Refined vegetable oil, Clotted cream 4%, Butter, Emulsifier: soya lecithin, Humectant: glycerine, Salt.
Clotted Cream Fudge (50g). Ingredients: Sugar, Glucose syrup, Sweetened condensed milk, Refined vegetable oil, Clotted cream 4%, Butter, Emulsifier: soya lecithin, Humectant: glycerine, Salt.
Black & White Humbugs (80g). Ingredients: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Peppermint Oil, Mint Centre (Glucose syrup, Sugar, Non Hydrogenated Vegetable Fat, Salt, Treacle, Full Cream Condensed Milk, Peppermint Oil, Soya Lecithin E322), Colours: E102, E122, E142. Contains: Milk, Gluten, Soya.
American Hard Gums (80g). Ingredients: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Modified Maize Starch, Potato Starch, Citric Acid. Contains no artificial colours & flavours. May contain traces of milk & wheat.
This soft, flexible and hairy floss draws from the centre of the spool. It is made from Biodegradable 3 Ply Jute Twine.
Our shirts are Gilden Softstyle, 100% pre-shrunk jersey cotton. Women's sizes have a stylish tapered cut.
Salt Made from Tears of Anger
Sea salt smoked over Welsh oak. 80g
Salt Made from Tears of Sorrow
Sea salt and lavender (20%). 50g
Salt Made from Tears of Laughter
Sea salt and organic spices (peppercorns, coriander, turmeric, paprika, cumin, nutmeg, cinnamon, ginger, cayenne and cloves, 20%). 80g
Salt Made from Tears Shed while Sneezing
Sea salt and ground black pepper (20%). 85g
Salt Made from Tears Shed while Chopping Onions
Sea salt and onion powder (10%). 80g
We’re sometimes happy to help. So you may get in touch if you have any comments, questions or howls of complaint.
Hoxton Street Monster Supplies is run under license from the Ministry of Stories, a volunteering organisation which helps young people with all manner of writing, through free one-to-one mentoring and writing workshops.
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At the moment, we only deliver to addresses in the United Kingdom.
Sorry about that.
We are investigating the possibility of shipping internationally, and hope to soon be shipping to other parts of the world and underworld.
In the meantime, a few of our products are available for international delivery from Firebox.com. view products on firebox.comClose
Hoxton Street Monster Supplies is an operating name for the Ministry of Stories, Company No. 07317370, Registered Charity No. 1138553, VAT no 169 9531 56