Our earwax is harvested from humans fed on a strict diet of Tinned Fear, which is marvellously effective in stimulating the Ceruminous Gland.
Made the traditional way, in copper pans above a gas flame, this is some of the finest earwax available anywhere.
Notes for Humans
Clotted Cream Fudge (170g). Ingredients: Sugar, Glucose syrup, Sweetened condensed milk, Refined vegetable oil, Clotted cream 4%, Butter, Emulsifier: soya lecithin, Humectant: glycerine, Salt.
Hoxton Street Monster Supplies is run under license from the Ministry of Stories, a volunteering organisation which helps young people with all manner of writing, through free one-to-one mentoring and writing workshops.
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At the moment, we only deliver to addresses in the United Kingdom.
Sorry about that.
We are investigating the possibility of shipping internationally, and hope to soon be shipping to other parts of the world and underworld.
In the meantime, a few of our products are available for international delivery from Firebox.com. view products on firebox.comClose
Hoxton Street Monster Supplies is an operating name for the Ministry of Stories, Company No. 07317370, Registered Charity No. 1138553.