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Escalating Panic

Entirely suitable for all instances where one needs to instil a steadily increasing sensation of pure panic. Particularly effective in crowds. Must not be confounded with Mortal Terror.

Contains boiled sweets and ‘Escalating Panic’ by Joe Dunthorne, a specially commissioned short story exclusive to Hoxton Street Monster Supplies.

From our original range of Tinned Fear. Buy the full range of Fear.

£8

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All profits go to the Ministry of Stories, a creative writing charity for humans

Notes for Humans:

Delicious hard boiled sweets and ‘Escalating Panic’ by Joe Dunthorne, a specially commissioned short story exclusive to Hoxton Street Monster Supplies.

Ingredients

Black & White Humbugs (130g). Ingredients: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Vegetable Fat, Full Cream Condensed Milk, Treacle, Salt, Colour: Vegetable Carbon, Flavouring: Peppermint Oil, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin. Contains: Milk, Soya.

Size

9cm x 10cm

Weight

130g

‘We used this during one of our village raids and it turned into Night of the Living Dead. Nice. We recommend purchasing a few.’

-Fanged Nomads Clan of Vampires (Official - not to be confused with the Nomadic Clan of Fanged Vampires)

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