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Impacted Earwax

After popular demand, our luscious human earwax is now available in convenient ‘on the go’ form!

Harvested from humans fed on a strict diet of Tinned Fear, these best-selling Impacted Earwax Bars are mouth-watering and magnificent value at only £1 each.

£1

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All profits go to the Ministry of Stories, a creative writing charity for humans

Notes for Humans:

Delicious Clotted Cream Fudge (50g).

Ingredients

Sugar, Glucose syrup, Sweetened condensed milk, Refined vegetable oil, Clotted cream 4%, Butter, Emulsifier: soya lecithin, Humectant: glycerine, Salt.

‘Absolutely delicious. Sticks to your ribs.’

-Richard C, Troll

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