Impacted Earwax
  • Impacted Earwax
  • Impacted Earwax

Impacted Earwax

After popular demand, our luscious human earwax is now available in convenient 'on the go' form!

Harvested from humans fed on a strict diet of Tinned Fear, these best-selling Impacted Earwax Bars are mouth-watering and magnificent value at only £1 each.

notes for humans

Clotted Cream Fudge (50g). Ingredients: Sugar, Glucose syrup, Sweetened condensed milk, Refined vegetable oil, Clotted cream 4%, Butter, Emulsifier: soya lecithin, Humectant: glycerine, Salt.

£1.00

where do we deliver?

Ministry of stories

Hoxton Street Monster Supplies is run under license from the Ministry of Stories, a volunteering organisation which helps young people with all manner of writing, through free one-to-one mentoring and writing workshops.

You have already taken the first step to discovering our whereabouts. Jolly good work! Now, take the next step, and enter the Ministry…

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Overseas delivery

At the moment, we only deliver to addresses in the United Kingdom.
Sorry about that.

We are investigating the possibility of shipping internationally, and hope to soon be shipping to other parts of the world and underworld.

In the meantime, a few of our products are available for international delivery from Firebox.com. view products on firebox.com

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Hoxton Street Monster Supplies is an operating name for the Ministry of Stories, Company No. 07317370, Registered Charity No. 1138553.