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Mortal Terror

For Terrifying Purposes, superior to many milder forms of Terror. Singularly efficacious in instilling a real and immediate fear of death. Oddly pleasant to taste, marvellously quick to act.

Contains boiled sweets and ‘Mortal Terror’, by Zadie Smith, a specially commissioned short story exclusive to Hoxton Street Monster Supplies.

From our original range of Tinned Fear. Buy the full range of Fear.

£8

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All profits go to the Ministry of Stories, a creative writing charity for humans

Notes for Humans:

Contains boiled sweets and ‘Mortal Terror’, by Zadie Smith, a specially commissioned short story exclusive to Hoxton Street Monster Supplies.

Ingredients

Black & White Humbugs (130g). Ingredients: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Vegetable Fat, Full Cream Condensed Milk, Treacle, Salt, Colour: Vegetable Carbon, Flavouring: Peppermint Oil, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin. Contains: Milk, Soya.

Size

9cm x 10cm

Weight

130g

‘Thanks! This doubled my efforts in scaring them half to death - which I really needed after a week-long bout of flu. I'd recommend this.’

-Max ‘Spooks’ Magee, In the Cupboard Monster

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