Salt Made from Tears Shed While Sneezing

Salt Made from Tears Shed While Sneezing

This salt is made from tears produced by sneezing and, unusually for salt, has a palpably peppery flavour. Goes splendidly well with our Thickest Human Snot.

Salt Made From Tears combines centuries-old craft with the freshest human tears which are gently boiled, released into shallow crystallisation tanks, then harvested by hand and finally rinsed in brine.

Developed in collaboration with Studio Weave and expert tear harvesters Halen Môn.

 

Notes for Humans

Sea salt and ground black pepper (20%). 85g

£7.00

where do we deliver?

Ministry of stories

Hoxton Street Monster Supplies is run under license from the Ministry of Stories, a volunteering organisation which helps young people with all manner of writing, through free one-to-one mentoring and writing workshops.

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Overseas delivery

At the moment, we only deliver to addresses in the United Kingdom.
Sorry about that.

We are investigating the possibility of shipping internationally, and hope to soon be shipping to other parts of the world and underworld.

In the meantime, a few of our products are available for international delivery from Firebox.com. view products on firebox.com

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Hoxton Street Monster Supplies is an operating name for the Ministry of Stories, Company No. 07317370, Registered Charity No. 1138553.