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Salt Made from Tears Shed While Sneezing

This salt is made from tears produced by sneezing and has a palpably peppery flavour. Goes splendidly well with our Thickest Human Snot.

Combines centuries-old craft with the freshest human tears which are gently boiled, released into shallow crystallisation tanks, then harvested by hand and finally rinsed in brine.

Developed in collaboration with Studio Weave and expert tear harvesters Halen Môn.



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All profits go to the Ministry of Stories, a creative writing charity for humans

Notes for Humans:

Superior coarse sea salt with ground black pepper, from expert salt harvesters Halen Mon.


Sea salt and ground black pepper (20%).



‘Would love to know where this can be purchased in bulk. We get regular requests for it from our customers - apparently lasts incredibly long in spells. ’

-Emma J., Cauldron Supplies R Us

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