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Our range of salts, £27

Salt Made From Tears Range

Salt Made From Tears combines centuries-old craft with the freshest human tears which are gently boiled, released into shallow crystallisation tanks, then harvested by hand and finally rinsed in brine. Experience the full range of these flavours in this exclusive collection. 

Developed in collaboration with Studio Weave and expert tear harvesters Halen Môn.


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All profits go to the Ministry of Stories, a creative writing charity for humans

Notes for Humans:

Our range of superior coarse sea salts, from expert salt harvesters Halen Mon.


Salt made from Tears of Anger: Sea salt smoked over Welsh oak. 80g Salt made from Tears of Sorrow: Sea salt and lavender (20%). 50g Salt made from Tears of Laughter: Sea salt and organic spices (peppercorns, coriander, turmeric, paprika, cumin, nutmeg, cinnamon, ginger, cayenne and cloves, 20%). 80g Salt made from Tears Shed While Sneezing: Sea salt and ground black pepper (20%). 85g Salt made from Tears Shed while Chopping Onions: Sea salt and onion powder (10%). 80g

‘I work in a home for elderly monsters and bought the set to use in meals for my charges. The salts always evoke joyful dinnertime reminiscences of bygone days bedevilling humans. I’d love to take them on a field trip to the factory some day!’

-Darryl, Zombie

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