The Awfully Bad Guide to Monster Housekeeping: Food & Recipes

This volume of the Awfully Bad Guide to Monster Housekeeping features failsafe recipes for keeping a hungry monster happy, but more importantly, full. Delicious menus, disgusting dishes - this book has them all.

Written by children from Burbage and St Monica's Primary Schools, with help from poets Naomi Woddis and Polarbear, and illustrations by Hannah Shaw and Katie Cleminson. Chapters include: Shopping on a Monster Budget, Real Life Monster Munching, Most Disgusting Recipes for Special Occasions and Etiquette Guidance as well as activities for the brave reader to try. Suitable for readers age 9+.


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