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Dragon Treats

These deliciously hot treats for dragons help to maintain the very hottest fire-breath, and also support healthy teeth, claws, scales, horns and wings. Salty at first with a late chilli heat, they are a delightful alternative to charred humans.


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Notes for Humans:

Crunchy all butter oat biscuits with sweet chilli (170g)

Ingredients Oats (71%), Butter (Milk), Sweet Chilli Flavouring (10%) (Soya Bean, Sugar, Salt, Bell Petter, Onion Powder, Maltodextrin, Garlic Powder, Tomato Powder, Yeast Extract Powder, Ginger, Parsley, Oregano, Fennel, Paprika, Colour [Paprika Extract], Cumin, Anti Caking Agent [Silica], Natural Flavouring, Wheat), Wheat Flour (Wheat Flour, Calcium Carbonate, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin), Demerara Sugar, Salt, Raising Agent (Sodium Bicarbonate).

‘I keep these in my lair as a healthy snack for my brood. Their easy-to-swallow shape means snack-time crumbs are kept to a minimum. Compared to the wipe-down required after feeding scorched human, clean-up is a doddle! Recommended.’

-Stas S., Dragon

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