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Bite Me Biscuit Set

A pair of thick, crumbly, melt-in-the-mouth biscuits, hand stamped with words that are music to a Vampire’s ears - Bite Me and Just My Type. Dipped in blood-red edible glitter, this pair of biscuits offer a tasty bite for your beloved on Valentine’s Day. Handmade in partnership with mostly monster, occasional human and late-night dweller, biscuit-maker BisQuotes. Don't dawdle. We have limited availability on these special products.


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Notes for Humans:

Delicious pair of biscuits. One vanilla. One chocolate. Dipped in edible glitter. 57g.


Wheat Flour (Wheat flour, calcium carbonate, iron, thiamine, niacin), Sugar, Free-Range egg, Cocoa Powder ICING: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Palm Oil, Humectant: E422, Emulsifier: E471, Stabilisers: E413, E466, Preservative: E202, Colour: E171, Natural flavouring. Allergens listed in BOLD. Email for full ingredients.

‘Don’t mind if I do… ’

-Vlad, Vampire

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