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Edible Eyeballs
Now vegan

Edible Eyeballs

A varied range of dried and flattened eyeballs. Other eye colours are available on request. If dunked in a brew, these eyeballs have been known to once again twitch, wink or blink. Please note, in response to your howls, these tantilizing eyeballs are now vegan (don't ask us how). Handmade in partnership with mostly monster, occasional human and late-night dweller, biscuit-maker BisQuotes.

£15

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All profits go to the Ministry of Stories, a creative writing charity for humans

Notes for Humans:

Delicious handmade vegan eyeball biscuits with a hint of ginger. 145g

Ingredients:

Gingerbread: Wheat Flour (Wheat flour, calcium carbonate, iron, thiamine, niacin), Vegetable Oils, Brown Sugar, golden syrup, treacle, cinnamon, ginger, cloves, bicarbonate of soda. Decoration: Maize starch, sugar, lemon juice, aquafaba, glucose syrup, palm oil, humectant: E422, emulsifier: E471, stabilisers: E413, E466, preservative: E202, colour: E171, natural flavouring; food colouring, water, preservative: acetic acid, carboxy methyl cellulose.

Allergens listed in BOLD. Email shop@ministryofstories.org for full ingredients.

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