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Mummy's Sewing Kit

Avoid unravelling while out and about with our Mummy's Sewing Kit. Helping keep you, and your bandages, perfectly preserved. 

£6

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All profits go to the Ministry of Stories, a creative writing charity for humans

Notes for Humans:

Travel sewing kit contains: black, white & coloured thread, trimming scissors, safety-pins, pins & needles, needle threader, thimble & spare buttons.

‘Flappy bandages: we all get them. Traditional binding is all well and good if you spend your millennia ‘in Sarcophagus’, but serious mummying - terrifying excavators or disrupting British Museum sleepovers - means slippage. This kit does the trick.’

-Ankhefenmenoteph III (I really resent Roman numerals)

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