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Lump of Coal

Lump of Coal

A lump of coal, perfect for the most straightforward monster in your life or after life. Gives off a pungent aroma of cocoa and log fires. Can be used as a soap, however we suggest approaching any kind of bathing with caution.


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Notes for Humans:

Vegan, Cruelty Free, Hand Made Soap - 90g

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Ingredients: Aqua, Glycerin, Sodium Stearate, Sorbital, Sodium Laurate, Linalool: Propylene Glycol, Sodium Oleate, Sodium Myristate, Sodium Chloride, Cocos Nucifera Oil, Glyceryl Laurate, Cocamidopropyl, Betaine, Sodium, Citrate, Citric Acid, Sodium Thiosulphate, Tetrasodium Iminodisuccinate, Tetrasodium Etidronate, CI 45100, CI 16035, CI 16185, CI 42090, CI 10020, CI 40215, Parfum - Cocoa and Log Fire

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