Daylight

A highly ingenious remedy for vampires suffering Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD) - provides a restorative nightly dose of daylight to combat the listlessness and apathy associated with lack of sunlight.

This quite marvellous contraption collects sunshine during the day and converts it into a vampire-safe equivalent of daylight at night.

The jar should be left for several hours to charge outdoors or in direct sunlight in a window. Once charged it will furnish up to five hours of light, which will commence more or less promptly at dusk.

Also available in Moonlight, for impatient werewolves who can't wait around all month for a full moon.

£24

Free UK delivery on orders over £65 - Delivery and returns information

All profits go to the Ministry of Stories, a creative writing charity for humans

Notes for Humans:

Sturdy weatherproof traditional mason jar fit with a highly efficient solar cell, rechargeable battery and yellow-hued LED lamp.

Designed by Tobias Wong for SUCK UK.

‘I can’t thank you enough for this. When my friend recommended Daylight, turning into a pile of dust seemed attractive. I was sceptical that Daylight could make a difference but gave it a go. Not only has my appetite for blood returned THREE-FOLD since I began using it, I've also discovered a previously untapped passion for journalling, which I do each night by jarlight! Thank you’

-Jack, Vampire