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Human Eyeballs

Human Eyeballs

Human eyeballs are a perrenial favourite of young monsters, providing hours of fun. Our freshly plucked eyes retain their original moisture for high bounce factor - and they glow in the dark, too. Our petrified eyeballs - plucked anywhere from 100 to 1,000 years ago - are shrunken and solid, perfect for good olde-fashioned marble games. 


All eyeballs blink once a year, usually on a Thursday. Colours are randomly chosen, just like the victims eyes were harvested from. 


Choking hazard - not suitable for mini-humans or monsters under three years of age.


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All profits go to the Ministry of Stories, a creative writing charity for humans

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