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Impacted Earwax Big Bar

Impacted Earwax Big Bar

After popular demand, our luscious human earwax is now available double the size!

Harvested from humans fed on a strict diet of Tinned Fear, these best-selling Impacted Earwax Bars are mouth-watering and magnificent value.

£2

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All profits go to the Ministry of Stories, a creative writing charity for humans

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