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Impacted Earwax - The Giant Edition

Impacted Earwax - The Giant Edition

After popular demand, our luscious human earwax is now available double the size and twice the bite.

Harvested from humans fed on a strict diet of Tinned Fear, these best-selling Impacted Earwax Bars are mouth-watering and magnificent value.


Free UK delivery on orders over £85 - Delivery and returns information

All profits go to the Ministry of Stories, a creative writing charity for humans

Free UK delivery on all orders over £85