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For a quite immediate and singularly effective transformation from human to werewolf, for the modern lycanthrope who finds waiting an entire month for a full moon an utterly inconvenient bore.

Monstrously clever, this contraption collects sunshine during the day and converts it into the light of a full moon at night.

The jar should be left for several hours to charge outdoors or in direct sunlight in a window. One charged it will furnish up to five hours of full-moon moonlight, which will commence more or less promptly at dusk.

Also available in Daylight, for vampires suffering Seasonal Affective Disorder.


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All profits go to the Ministry of Stories, a creative writing charity for humans

Notes for Humans:

Traditional weatherproof frosted mason jar fit with a highly efficient solar cell, rechargeable battery and blue-hued LED lamp.

Designed by Tobias Wong for SUCK UK

‘Our teenage son was always a little diffident around the approaching full moon. We gave him Moonlight for his 16th believing having some control around his transmogrification might combat his timidity. DID IT! Now we're lucky if we ever see him at night. Please let your customers know Moonlight is not just for the over-eager werewolf - it works for the reluctant ones too!’

-Laura and Scott Murphy, Were-parents

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