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Salt Made from Tears of Hope

Salt Made from Tears of Hope

This season we are proud to bring you the flavour of the Zeitgeist, having harvested a powerful new tear from Humans during the US election and at the launch of the mass vaccination programmes. Get your claws on this special new edition salt, made from tears of purest hope. With its delicate lavender flavour, it’s the perfect seasoning for limbs and organs. 

Salt made from Tears combines centuries-old craft with the freshest human tears which are gently boiled, released into shallow crystallisation tanks, then harvested by hand and finally rinsed in brine. Developed in collaboration with expert tear harvesters Halen Môn.


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All profits go to the Ministry of Stories, a creative writing charity for humans

Notes for Humans:

Superior coarse sea salt with lavender, from expert salt harvesters Halen Môn.


Sea salt and lavender



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-Norma Southgate, Southgate

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