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Swamp Spa Set
Vegan

Swamp Spa Set

Indulge your River Hag and Swamp Thing with our bespoke Swamp Spa Set, containing our unique Swamp Scrub, Salts and Soap. 

Revive tired, wilting flesh (and tendrils) with our refreshing and invigorating Swamp Scrub. A balanced preparation which ensures a vile, vigorous lather – with the heady scent of the swamp. 

Obtained naturally, from evaporating swamp water, our Swamp Salts rejuvenate and reinvigorate tired, sore muscles and tendrils. Add to a bath to create a luxurious swamp at home – stimulating circulation, and soothing achy limbs.

Restore your skin’s natural slimy radiance with our Swamp Soap. Wonderful for those of you with green fingers, hands, limbs, trunks or tendrils. Vegan and cruelty free.

£25

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Free UK delivery on orders over £85 - Delivery and returns information

All profits go to the Ministry of Stories, a creative writing charity for humans

Notes for Humans:

Vegan, Cruelty Free, 70g Hand Made Soap, 120g Bath Scrub and 150g Bath Salts - 90g

Certified, assessed and insured products

Ingredients:

Soap

Aqua, Glycerin, Sodium Stearate, Sorbital, Sodium Laurate, Linalool: Propylene Glycol, Sodium Oleate, Sodium Myristate, Sodium Chloride, Cocos Nucifera Oil, Glyceryl Laurate, Cocamidopropyl, Betaine, Sodium, Citrate, Citric Acid, Sodium Thiosulphate, Tetrasodium Iminodisuccinate, Tetrasodium Etidronate, CI 10020 Parfum - Lavender

Allergens are listed in Bold

Scrub

Glycerin, Aqua, Sorbital, Sodium Cocoyl Isethionate, Disodium Laurel Sulfosuccinate, Sodium Chloride, Phenoxyethanol, Tetrasodium EDTA, granulated sugar, Sweet Almond Oil, Oil, Vitamin -E, Polysorbate 80, CI 10020, Parfum-enchantment (ALLERGEN FREE)

Salts

Sodium Chloride, Magnesium Sulfate, Sodium Bicarbonate, Vitis Vinifera Seed Oil, Sodium Lauryl Sulfoacetate, Sodium Chloride, Sodium Sulfate, Aqua, Polysorbate, Parfum. Lavender (ALLERGENS-LINALOOL), Lavandula angustifolia Flower, CI 10020

‘If, like me you’ve got scaly slimy skin you’ll love Hoxton Street’s new Swamp Spa range. Charmingly scented, it’ll keep you shiny and buffed and almost wholly impervious while you lurk. Five stars! ’

-Ginny Greenteeth, Lancashire

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Free UK delivery on all orders over £85
 
 

Delivery information

We currently deliver to UK destinations only, via 2nd class Royal Mail or Parcel Force 48 Hours service.

Postage and packing costs:

  • - £3.50 for orders of up to £25,
  • - £7 for orders £25 - £50
  • - Free for any order over £50.

This charge helps cover our costs and ensures your purchases support writing workshops for young people at the Ministry of Stories.

Our team of zombie volunteers aims to fulfil orders twice a week and on the outside you can expect delivery within 12 working days of order confirmation, but usually sooner. Unless something truly hideous happens, in which case delays of several centuries are not unlikely.

Returns information

You can return products if:

- You decide within seven days the product isn’t for you. You’ll receive a full refund, including delivery charge, processed within 30 days of return of the unwanted goods. Please send this with the original returns form supplied with your order, emailing us at shop@ministryofstories.org to let us know it is on the way. Please look after the product when you have it! Do not burn it, eat it, sit on it, drown it, or in any way cause it harm. We might need to ask for compensation otherwise.

- You don’t agree to a change in our terms and conditions or other policies, or you think the product is faulty. You will need to return the product with its original returns form. We’ll check the product upon receipt and email you regarding your refund. We’ll process it as soon as monstrously possible – definitely within 30 days of us emailing to confirm a refund. You’ll receive the full price of the product and delivery, plus any costs for sending it to us.

Please check the dispatch confirmation to find out more about your statutory right of cancellation. Returning a product doesn’t affect your other statutory rights as a consumer. Nor as a monster.

We try to use the same method to pay you as you used to pay us.

 
ministry of stories

Hoxton Street Monster Supplies is run under license from the Ministry of Stories, a volunteering organisation which helps young people with all manner of writing, through free one-to-one mentoring and writing workshops.

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