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  1. Salt Made from Tears of Boredom

    This rare salt is made from tears of utter boredom, shed just at the point of outright hopelessness. These are collected only on wet Tuesday afternoons in February. Oddly the salt renders any dish instantly fascinating. Combines centuries-old craft with...
  2. Salt Made from Tears of Sorrow

    This delectable salt, made from tears of abject sorrow, is collected only at moments of complete misery. With its delicate lavender flavour, it’s the perfect seasoning for limbs and organs. Salt Made From Tears combines centuries-old craft with the freshest...
  3. Salt Made From Tears Range

    Salt Made From Tears combines centuries-old craft with the freshest human tears which are gently boiled, released into shallow crystallisation tanks, then harvested by hand and finally rinsed in brine. Experience the full range of these flavours in this exclusive collection.  Developed...
  4. Salt Made from Tears of Laughter

    This exquisite salt has a fiendishly spicy flavour, and is by far the safest way to experience the peculiar pleasure of human laughter. Collected only from sincerely amused humans, it is one of our rarest salts. Combines centuries-old craft with...
  5. Salt Made of Tears of Envy

    This delicate and delectable salt is made from tears of pure envy.  With a delicious celery flavour, it's quite perfect in a Bloody Mary.  And not bad in other long-deceased royalty either. Combines centuries-old craft with the freshest human tears...
  6. Salt made from Tears of Anger

    This robust salt is made from tears that sprang forth during explosions of anger. A rich and smokey flavour, it can help to induce fits of uncontrolled rage, as normally experienced only by Ogres and Trolls. Combines centuries-old craft with the...
  7. Creative juices and inventive saliva needed!

    WIN two of our brand new salts. We recently went exploring at the back of our cavernous, damp basement storeroom and discovered an unopened chest. Inside were two salts. One as black as midnight,the other tinged with a mossy green....
  8. Week in the life of a monster supplies shopkeeper

    Tuesday Oh dear, the week gets off to a bad start. One of the Werewolves, who guards the premises on Sundays and Mondays, had a little accident. Before any customers can come in, the whole shop floor needs thoroughly scrubbing with our trusty...