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Salt made from Tears of Anger

This robust salt is made from tears that sprang forth during explosions of anger. A rich and smokey flavour, it can help to induce fits of uncontrolled rage, as normally experienced only by Ogres and Trolls.

Combines centuries-old craft with the freshest human tears which are gently boiled, released into shallow crystallisation tanks, then harvested by hand and finally rinsed in brine.

Developed in collaboration with Studio Weave and expert tear harvesters Halen Môn.


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All profits go to the Ministry of Stories, a creative writing charity for humans

Notes for Humans:

Superior coarse sea salt smoked over Welsh oak, from expert salt harvesters Halen Mon.


Sea salt smoked over Welsh oak.



‘A friend recommended this after outright mayhem ensued at his dinner party when he used this to season a dish. Looking forward similar success.’

-Jason, Warlock

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