This exquisite salt has a fiendishly spicy flavour, and is by far the safest way to experience the peculiar pleasure of human laughter. Collected only from sincerely amused humans, it is one of our rarest salts.
Salt Made From Tears combines centuries-old craft with the freshest human tears which are gently boiled, released into shallow crystallisation tanks, then harvested by hand and finally rinsed in brine.
Hoxton Street Monster Supplies is run under license from the Ministry of Stories, a volunteering organisation which helps young people with all manner of writing, through free one-to-one mentoring and writing workshops.
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At the moment, we only deliver to addresses in the United Kingdom.
Sorry about that.
We are investigating the possibility of shipping internationally, and hope to soon be shipping to other parts of the world and underworld.
In the meantime, a few of our products are available for international delivery from Firebox.com. view products on firebox.com
CloseHoxton Street Monster Supplies is an operating name for the Ministry of Stories, Company No. 07317370, Registered Charity No. 1138553.