Notes for Humans:
Superior coarse sea salt with celery, from expert salt harvesters Halen Mon.
Sea salt and celery (Contains Celery 20%)
‘I’m not jealous that my friend Martha was given three of these by her boyfriend Joe. I only WANT one. Or I would have asked for more - obviously! And anyway, her boyfriend isn’t even in the slightest bit attractive, not even for a Yeti. No one likes him. And Martha’s no looker herself if I’m being totally honest. Three envy salts is just being excessive - wasteful, and self-centred even. One is just fine. Really. ’
-Charlotte, In-the-Cupboard Monster