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Salt Made of Tears of Envy

This delicate and delectable salt is made from tears of pure envy.  With a delicious celery flavour, it's quite perfect in a Bloody Mary.  And not bad in other long-deceased royalty either.

Combines centuries-old craft with the freshest human tears which are gently boiled, released into shallow crystallisation tanks, then harvested by hand and finally rinsed in brine.

Developed in collaboration with Studio Weave and expert tear harvesters Halen Môn.

£7.50

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All profits go to the Ministry of Stories, a creative writing charity for humans

Notes for Humans:

Superior coarse sea salt with celery, from expert salt harvesters Halen Mon.

Ingredients

Sea salt and celery (Contains Celery 20%)

Weight

80g

‘I’m not jealous that my friend Martha was given three of these by her boyfriend Joe. I only WANT one. Or I would have asked for more - obviously! And anyway, her boyfriend isn’t even in the slightest bit attractive, not even for a Yeti. No one likes him. And Martha’s no looker herself if I’m being totally honest. Three envy salts is just being excessive - wasteful, and self-centred even. One is just fine. Really. ’

-Charlotte, In-the-Cupboard Monster

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