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Cubed Earwax - Bundle of 5

One of our most delectable products is now available in lump size portions. Making use of this year's excellent human earwax harvest, the offer should appeal to monsters with something to celebrate or just looking for a treat to give their loved ones.

 

One of our most delectable products is now available in lump size portions. Making use of this year's excellent human earwax harvest, the offer should appeal to monsters with something to celebrate or just looking for a treat to give their loved ones.

£26

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Notes for Humans:

Delicious Clotted Cream Fudge in Individually Wrapped Bites, 170g

Ingredients

Clotted Cream Fudge (170g). Sugar, Glucose syrup, Sweetened Condensed Milk (Milk, Sugar), Palm Oil, Clotted cream 4% (Milk), Butter (Milk, Salt), Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Humectant; Glycerine, Salt.

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-Gavin, Under the Bed Monster

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