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Gifts for mummies

Bite Me and Just My Type main image
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Bite Me Biscuit Set

£12

Cubed Earwax Photo
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Cubed Earwax

£6.50

Cubed earwax pile of five boxes
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Cubed Earwax - Bundle of 5

£26

I Only Have Eyes For You Pin
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I Only Have Eyes For You Pin

£8

Mr. Hyde's Madness - Scented Candle
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Mr. Hyde's Madness - Scented Candle

£12

Salt Made from Tears of Home Schooling
Salt Made from Tears of Home Schooling

£10

Skull teaspoons set of 2
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Skull teaspoons set of 2

£5.50

Witch's Brew Mug
Witch's Brew Mug

£10

Gifts for little monsters

Bezoars
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Bezoars

£6.50

Blood Vessels
Blood Vessels

£5

Chocolate Common Toad
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Chocolate Common Toad

£28

Coal Soap
Coal Soap

£7

Cubed Earwax Photo
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Cubed Earwax

£6.50

Cubed earwax pile of five boxes
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Cubed Earwax - Bundle of 5

£26

Mermaid Eggs
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Mermaid Eggs

£25

The Chills
The Chills

£12

The November Witches
The November Witches

£8.99

The October Witches
The October Witches

£7.99

Gifts for ogres

Bloody Ketchup
Bloody Ketchup

£10

Chocolate Human Heart
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Chocolate Human Heart

£28

Cubed Earwax Photo
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Cubed Earwax

£6.50

Cubed earwax pile of five boxes
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Cubed Earwax - Bundle of 5

£26

I Only Have Eyes for You Card
I Only Have Eyes for You Card

£4.50

Salt made from Tears of Anger
Salt made from Tears of Anger

£10

The Collywobbles
The Collywobbles

£12

Thickest Human Snot - Pin Badge
Thickest Human Snot - Pin Badge

£10

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Due to a rather inconvenient curse, all profits go to the Ministry of Stories, a creative writing and mentoring charity for young humans

 
 

Delivery information

We currently deliver to UK destinations only, via 2nd class Royal Mail or Parcel Force 48 Hours service.

Postage and packing costs:

  • - £3.50 for orders of up to £25,
  • - £7 for orders £25 - £50
  • - Free for any order over £50

This charge helps cover our costs and ensures your purchases support writing workshops for young people at the Ministry of Stories.

Our team of zombie volunteers aims to fulfil orders twice a week and on the outside you can expect delivery within 12 working days of order confirmation, but usually sooner. Unless something truly hideous happens, in which case delays of several centuries are not unlikely.

Returns information

You can return products if:

- You decide within seven days the product isn’t for you. You’ll receive a full refund, including delivery charge, processed within 30 days of return of the unwanted goods. Please send this with the original returns form supplied with your order, emailing us at shop@ministryofstories.org to let us know it is on the way. Please look after the product when you have it! Do not burn it, eat it, sit on it, drown it, or in any way cause it harm. We might need to ask for compensation otherwise.

- You don’t agree to a change in our terms and conditions or other policies, or you think the product is faulty. You will need to return the product with its original returns form. We’ll check the product upon receipt and email you regarding your refund. We’ll process it as soon as monstrously possible – definitely within 30 days of us emailing to confirm a refund. You’ll receive the full price of the product and delivery, plus any costs for sending it to us.

Please check the dispatch confirmation to find out more about your statutory right of cancellation. Returning a product doesn’t affect your other statutory rights as a consumer. Nor as a monster.

We try to use the same method to pay you as you used to pay us.

 
ministry of stories

Hoxton Street Monster Supplies is run under license from the Ministry of Stories, a volunteering organisation which helps young people with all manner of writing, through free one-to-one mentoring and writing workshops.

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