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Brain Food

Made from real bits of brain. Average IQ 145

£3

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All profits go to the Ministry of Stories, a creative writing charity for humans

Notes for Humans:

A strawberry-flavoured chewy centre in a crisp casing and a dusting of sweet strawberry icing sugar (150g)

Ingredients:

Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Sweetened Condensed Skimmed MILK (Skimmed MILK, Sugar, Lactose (MILK), Palm Oil, Whey Powder (MILK), Cornflour, Citric Acid, Natural Flavourings, Butter (MILK), Salt, Emulsifier: SOYA, Lecithin, Colour E124. Allergy Advice: Allergens listed in BOLD. May also contain Peanuts and Nuts.

‘As a troll, I am easily confused, tricked by goats, and get left scratching my heads. But Brain Foodses makes me... wait... what the percentage? 40? 10? Errr... well, much smarter. Anyway, thanks.’

-Emma Durrbrain Thickskull, Troll

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