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Keep a dram of Hemoglobin handy with our Heart Hipflask. Fits discreetly in pockets, sleeves and under hats. Keeps blood fresh for up to 3 days.


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All profits go to the Ministry of Stories, a creative writing charity for humans

Notes for Humans:

Hip Flask with Heart Graphic

Black powder coated stainless steel hip flask with laser etched heart graphic and no-spill funnel

6oz capacity

Stainless steel funnel

Screw-top lid

90 x 115 x 30mm | 0.1Kg

An idea by Luckies of London made by Suck UK

‘Perfect for a quick sip when there are no victims (can we strike through?) willing donors available. Never spills a drop and keeps the contents perfectly fresh! ’

-Vlad Bathory

Free UK delivery on all orders over £85