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Bone Grinder

Bone Grinder

Are your teeth sore from the arduous task of munching human bones? We have the answer. Made from boulders soaked in vengeance our Bone Grinder can crush the strongest femur into a fine dust.

£16

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All profits go to the Ministry of Stories, a creative writing charity for humans

Notes for Humans:

Beautiful grey and black marble pestle & mortar (9.5cm)

‘I’M A WORLD CLASS CHEF AT THE VERY FAMOUS BIG EATER RESTAURANT FOR GIANTS AND BUSINESS HAS BEEN BOOMING DUE TO THIS AMAZING BONE GRINDER I BOUGHT HERE. IT GAVE ME THE PERFECT POWDERY FORM OF BONE I NEEDED TO MAKE MY FAMOUS CHILD SOUP.’

-GREG THE GIANT, BEANSTALK ISLAND

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