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Cubed Earwax - 5 for the price of 4

One of our most delectable products is now available in lump size portions. Making use of this year's excellent human earwax harvest, the offer should appeal to monsters with something to celebrate or just looking for a treat to give their loved ones.


Free UK delivery on orders over £65 - Delivery and returns information

All profits go to the Ministry of Stories, a creative writing charity for humans

Notes for Humans:

Delicious Clotted Cream Fudge in Individually Wrapped Bites, 170g


Clotted Cream Fudge (170g). Sugar, Glucose syrup, Sweetened Condensed Milk (Milk, Sugar), Palm Oil, Clotted cream 4% (Milk), Butter (Milk, Salt), Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin, Humectant; Glycerine, Salt.

‘What a deal! Way cheaper than at HorrorMart. I'll visit again.’

-Gavin, Under the Bed Monster

Free UK delivery on all orders over £65