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Olde Fashioned Brain Jam

Made from the finest human brains, this preserve is an essential in every larder. Delicious spread thickly on just about anything, especially a severed limb. Quite unbelievably, it's vegan.


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All profits go to the Ministry of Stories, a creative writing charity for humans

Notes for Humans:

Delicious Strawberry Jam (250g)

Ingredients: Sugar, Strawberries, Gelling Agent: Pectin. Acidity Regulator: Citric Acid. Prepared with 45g Fruit per 100g. Total Sugar Content 62g per 100g. Vegan.

‘Makes brain work good when stuck on 'cross and angry' word puzzle.’

-Oggie, Ogre

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