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Premium Tongs

Made from high quality stainless steel. Perfect for outdoor grilling, campfires and cauldrons. Hard wearing and durable. 

£4

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Notes for Humans:

High quality stainless steel tongs

Handy utensil for use in the kitchen, campsite or cave. Hard wearing and durable.

‘I feel you should know that your latest consignment of Premium Tongues was a bit more metally and a bit more springy-hinged than usual. Altogether much more like a set of premium tongs than … Oh, I see what I’ve done now.’

-The Revenant Reverend Morty Parston, (Deceased)

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