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Range of Human Preserves

The entire range of Hoxton Street Monster Supplies' famous human preserves: Guts and Garlic Chutney (preserved the day of spilling); Olde Fashioned Brain Jam (delicious spread thickly on severed limbs); Organ Marmalade (We only use the freshest organs); and Thickest Human Snot (free-range snivelling humans fed on a diet of milk and misery).


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All profits go to the Ministry of Stories, a creative writing charity for humans

Notes for Humans:

Sun-dried Tomato Chutney (280g); Raspberry Jam (250g); English Breakfast Marmalade (250g); Lemon Curd (230g)

For ingredients, please visit pages of the individual preserves

‘These tasty human preserves make any meal - from breakfast to dinner - terrifyingly fantastic. My favourite is the Organ Marmalade. It makes any toasted frog absolutely spell-tacular.’

-Sara Spellbound The Witch, Trix Island

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