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Salt Made of Tears of Envy

This delicate and delectable salt is made from tears of pure envy. With a delicious celery flavour, it's quite perfect in a Bloody Mary. And not bad in other long-deceased royalty either.

Combines centuries-old craft with the freshest human tears which are gently boiled, released into shallow crystallisation tanks, then harvested by hand and finally rinsed in brine.

Developed in collaboration with expert tear harvesters Halen Mon.


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All profits go to the Ministry of Stories, a creative writing charity for humans

Notes for Humans:

Superior coarse sea salt with celery, from expert salt harvesters Halen Môn.


Sea salt and celery (Contains Celery 20%)



‘I’m not jealous that my friend Martha was given three of these by her boyfriend. Pah! He isn’t even attractive, not even for a Yeti. Three envy salts is just excessive. I'd be happy with just one. Really.’

-Charlotte, In-the-Cupboard Monster

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