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Skull Tidy

Our human skulls are ethically and locally sourced from London's oldest tombs and graveyards. Fully grown human size - any resemblance to someone you used to know is purely coincidental. Perfect for storing trinkets, snacks or loot, and as a serving dish for Hoxton Street Monster Supplies' Brain Food.


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All profits go to the Ministry of Stories, a creative writing charity for humans

Notes for Humans:

Skull tidy, made from strong polyresin by SuckUK. Measures 12.5cm(W) x 16cm(H) x 21.5cm(D), 1.1Kg

‘This arrived 43 years after I purchased it -- a little longer than anticipated. Also, I can't get him to talk... he just sits there. Can I exchange him for someone more conversational? And by the way, is this Jeff Hunter, who I used to know? Dead ringer.’

-Rob, Bigfoot

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