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Coming soon: Tentacles and Pop-Up at Leadenhall Market, London

 

This October 2022 we are revamping our original storeroom at Leadenhall Market (acquired during the opening weekend back in 1306) for six weeks only. 

During October we will be offering some of our newest products and the chance to interact with our Fearless Shopkeepers (please refrain from snacking on them). 

Leadenhall Market is easily accessed by the London Sewer Network, Other World entry points and the No.35 bus. There is also extensive room for broom parking on the vaulted ceiling.

In store, indulge in some mockery of the visiting Humans as they try the Monster Height Comparison Chart and sample our fresh Rat’s Brains - collected locally and dried to order - a taste which promises to linger on the tongue. 

Are you recently deceased? Or a long time dead, but in need of definitive proof? The pop-up will also be licensed, under the Monster Births and Registration Act of 1818, to issue legally binding Death Certificates.  

New products will include:

  • Jar of Bezoars
  • Tentacle Extensions
  • Claw and Paw Soap
  • Human Blood Vessels
  • Rat Brains
  • Broomsticks and Wands

Most of these new products will also be available via our online shop www.monstersupplies.org for Monsters who live further afield. 

Visit us at:

16 Leadenhall Market, Gracechurch St, London EC3V 1LT. 

Wednesday 5th October to 11th November 2022

Tuesday – Friday, 11am – 6pm (plus Halloween weekend, Saturday 29th - Monday 31st October).

Need your supplies on a Saturday? Visit our all-year round store, 159 Hoxton Street, London N1 6PJ.

 

 

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Delivery information

We currently deliver to UK destinations only, via 2nd class Royal Mail or Parcel Force 48 Hours service.

Postage and packing costs:

  • - £3.50 for orders of up to £25,
  • - £7 for orders £25 - £50
  • - Free for any order over £50

This charge helps cover our costs and ensures your purchases support writing workshops for young people at the Ministry of Stories.

Our team of zombie volunteers aims to fulfil orders twice a week and on the outside you can expect delivery within 12 working days of order confirmation, but usually sooner. Unless something truly hideous happens, in which case delays of several centuries are not unlikely.

Returns information

You can return products if:

- You decide within seven days the product isn’t for you. You’ll receive a full refund, including delivery charge, processed within 30 days of return of the unwanted goods. Please send this with the original returns form supplied with your order, emailing us at shop@ministryofstories.org to let us know it is on the way. Please look after the product when you have it! Do not burn it, eat it, sit on it, drown it, or in any way cause it harm. We might need to ask for compensation otherwise.

- You don’t agree to a change in our terms and conditions or other policies, or you think the product is faulty. You will need to return the product with its original returns form. We’ll check the product upon receipt and email you regarding your refund. We’ll process it as soon as monstrously possible – definitely within 30 days of us emailing to confirm a refund. You’ll receive the full price of the product and delivery, plus any costs for sending it to us.

Please check the dispatch confirmation to find out more about your statutory right of cancellation. Returning a product doesn’t affect your other statutory rights as a consumer. Nor as a monster.

We try to use the same method to pay you as you used to pay us.

 
ministry of stories

Hoxton Street Monster Supplies is run under license from the Ministry of Stories, a volunteering organisation which helps young people with all manner of writing, through free one-to-one mentoring and writing workshops.

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