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New! Vegan!

Cockroach Soap

Our variation of soap on a rope - we are delighted to introduce our new roach in a soap. Keep a cockroach spare wherever you are. Embalmed in a citrus gel, simply add to warm water and use until foamy. Can be used to clean particularly grubby little monsters. Handmade in partnership with Splotch. Vegan and cruelty free, honest.

£7.50

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Notes for Humans:

Vegan, Cruelty Free, Hand Made Lemon Soap, containing a plastic cockroach - 90g

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Ingredients: Aqua, Glycerin, Sodium Stearate, Sorbital, Sodium Laurate, Propylene Glycol, Sodium Oleate, Sodium Myristate, Sodium Chloride, Cocos Nucifera Oil, Glyceryl Laurate, Cocamidopropyl, Betaine, Sodium, Citrate, Citric Acid, Sodium Thiosulphate, Tetrasodium, Iminodisuccinate, Tetrasodium Etidronate, Parfum - Lemon Essential Oil (Allergen Free)

‘Being a werewolf can be dirty work, and I only use the finest soaps to clean my fur - so when I found this soap my tail was wagging! Now I smell as fresh as a lemon AND I got a nice little snack at the end of my yearly bathing session!’

-Wolfred Lupin, Werewolf

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