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Instant Human Mug with Werewolf Biscuits

Instant Human Mug with Werewolf Biscuits

Soothe your transition back to human with a cup of coffee and tasty, fang-strengthening, full-moon shaped biscuits.


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All profits go to the Ministry of Stories, a creative writing charity for humans

Notes for Humans:

Traditional clotted cream shortbread (200g) Classic ceramic coffee or tea mug

Ingredients: Wheat Flour (Wheat Flour, Calcium Carbonate, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin), Butter (Milk) (20%), Sugar, Clotted Cream (Milk) (4%), Salt.
Free UK delivery on all orders over £65