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Range of Human Preserves

The entire range of Hoxton Street Monster Supplies' famous human preserves, a perfect gift for Mummy, a friend's 200th, or as a lair-warming present.

All humans kept on our farm in Somerset are GM-free and free-range which makes our preserves perfect for monsters for whom ethical production practices are important. Show you care.

Contains Guts and Garlic Chutney (guts preserved the day of spilling), Olde Fashioned Brain Jam (delicious spread thickly on severed limbs), Organ Marmalade (only the freshest organs used) and Thickest Human Snot (from snivelling humans fed on a diet of milk and misery).

£15

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All profits go to the Ministry of Stories, a creative writing charity for humans

Notes for Humans:

Sun-dried Tomato Chutney (280g); Raspberry Jam (250g); English Breakfast Marmalade (250g); Lemon Curd (230g)

For ingredients, please visit pages of the individual preserves
Free UK delivery on all orders over £65