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Minty Maggots

Quite the most delicious grubs, flavoured with peppermint for the festive season. Decorate your tree, twig, beanstalk or yak, then gobble to freshen up after a feast.

£7

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Notes for Humans:

Tasty little peppermint maggots handcrafted from sugar paste.

Ingredients

Sugar Paste: Sugar, Glucose syrup, Water, Stabilisers: E413, E415, Palm oil, Preservative: E202, Humectant: E422. FLAVOURING: Polysorbate 80, Peppermint oil COLOUR: glycerol E422, propylene glycol E551, colours E102, 104, 110, 122 (may have an adverse effect on activity and attention in children), E133, E151. Allergens listed in BOLD. Made in England by BisQuotes (@bis.quotes), in a kitchen that handles nuts.

‘A real boon to the non-living, as birds do persist pecking one’s own crop. These little chaps are not just munchable treats, but also genuine friends.’

-Todd Walker, Esq. (Deceased)

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