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Thickest Human Snot

The ultimate delicacy at any self-respecting monster's table. Our free-range snivelling humans are fed on a diet of milk and misery for the very thickest snot.

 

£4

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All profits go to the Ministry of Stories, a creative writing charity for humans

Notes for Humans:

Tart-Sweet Lemon Cheese (230g)

Ingredients: Sugar, Eggs, Margarine (VegetableOils: Palm and Rapeseed; Water, Salt, Emulsifier: Polyglycerol Esters of Fatty Acids; Colours: Annatto, Curcumin; Flavourings), Dextrose, Butter (Milk), Lemon Juice Concentrate (3%), Acidity Regulator: Citric Acid; Gelling Agent: Pectin; Flavouring

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