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Guts & Garlic Chutney

Preserved on the day of spilling, our Guts and Garlic Chutney is ideal as a complement to body-temperature meats. Caution: not suitable for Vampires.


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Notes for Humans:

Sun-dried Tomato Chutney (280g)

Ingredients: Tomatoes (41%), Sugar, Spiced Vinegar (Malt Vinegar, Malt Extract (both from Barley), Spices), Tomato Puree (7%), (Sun Dried Tomatoes (63%), Sunflower Oil, Salt, White Vinegar, Herbs and Spices, Preservative: Sulphur Dioxide), Diced Onion, Diced Red Pepper, Diced Bramley Apple, Dried Diced Apple, (Both Apples contain Preservative: Sodium Metabisulphite (Sulphites)), Dried Onion, Smoked Garlic Puree (1%), Modified Maize Starch, Salt, Herbs, Spices. Allergy Advice: For allergens including cereals containing gluten see ingredients in Bold. May also contain nuts.

‘It's becoming harder and harder to get 'hot off the corpse' spilled guts nowadays, which is why I can't get enough of this chutney. It's the closest to consuming direct from the source, and the added herbs -- what a treat! ’

-Tony, Manticore

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