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Mortal Terror

For Terrifying Purposes, superior to many milder forms of Terror. Singularly efficacious in instilling a real and immediate fear of death. Oddly pleasant to taste, marvellously quick to act.

Contains boiled sweets and Mortal Terror by Zadie Smith, a specially commissioned short story exclusive to Hoxton Street Monster Supplies.

From our original range of Tinned Fear.

£10

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Notes for Humans:

Contains boiled sweets and ‘Mortal Terror’, by Zadie Smith, a specially commissioned short story exclusive to Hoxton Street Monster Supplies.

Ingredients

Humbugs (130g). Ingredients: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Vegetable Fat, Full Cream Condensed Milk, Treacle, Salt, Colour: Vegetable Carbon, Flavouring: Peppermint Oil, Emulsifier: Soya Lecithin. Contains: Milk, Soya. OR CONTAINS Glucose Syrup, Sugar, Vegetable Oil, Sweetened Condensed Skimmed Milk, Butter (from Milk), Natural Colour (Plain Caramel), Flavouring, Emulsifier (Soya Lecithin). Allergy Advice: Contains Milk, Soya.

Size

9cm x 10cm

Weight

130g

‘Thanks! This doubled my efforts in scaring them half to death - which I really needed after a week-long bout of flu. I'd recommend this.’

-Max ‘Spooks’ Magee, In the Cupboard Monster

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