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You growled and we listened. After a long wait and much anticipation we are happy to introduce monsters to our new salts - requested by YOU.

Made exclusively from human tears with no other additives, our new salts made from tears of  boredom and envy were created from the most brackish weariness and briny bitterness our manufacturers could provoke in their captives.

These new flavours will prove a hit amongst discerning monsters, especially of the green-eyed type and those embarrassed by unanticipated flurries of creativity. These high quality products are hugely superior to versions found elsewhere, which commonly contain contaminants like jealousy or mild sluggishness.

Buy these salts individually or try our whole range. They make wonderful hostess gifts - take a set along to your next monster gathering!

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