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Monster Mail is (A)LIVE!

Did you know you can now Write a Letter to a Monster from the comfort of your home?

We are moderately pleased to announce that we have extended our Post Mortem post services to include new take-away Monster Mail Letter Writing Packs.

Each of these packs contain everything a Human needs to write to a Monster - including stickers and a very special pencil - and get a unique, personalised reply, which will wing it way back to your home within four weeks. 

These packs have taken several decades of fine craftsmanship to create and are now coated in anti-hex film, are fire-retardant and wipe clean to limit damage and travel with ease. There are a wide range of Monsters available to write to including:

Vlad the Vampire

Vlad is an adventurous boy from Transylvania, who has been 12 for over 400 years. Vlad enjoys being a vampire, but wants to understand more about the human world which has changed enormously since he became a vampire. 

Red the Werewolf 

Red is a feisty werewolf living on the edge of a wild wood. Red has always been a bit naughty, skipping class to climb ancient oaks instead. Red loves nature and is curious about Humans and how they interact with the natural world. 

Himani the Yeti

Himani lives in Snowshoe Pass, in the Himalayas. The only people she ever sees are mountaineers, with ice axes and masks. She thinks humans are scary. But she also has a lot of questions like; Where do they come from? Why do they climb up the mountains? Do they really like frozen yak yoghurt and snow cones?

Pudding the Gremlin 

Pudding is nocturnal and love stories and putting together a good outfit. They’ll dress up in whatever they find and parade around the house in it while you’re sleeping. Pudding learnt to write from storybooks found in small Humans’ bedrooms and looks forward to writing a letter to you. 

Elgorn the Dragon 

Elgorn, is a teenage sky dragon, who lives with their mum and dad inside a volcano. El enjoys Flying the most but isn’t allowed to flame up yet. They need help writing a school essay all about Humans. 

We initiated our letter writing service as a way to improve monster/human relationships and we hope these packs go some way in unlocking the mysteries of both species. 

All Letter Writing Packs are available to buy online here

Suitable for all ages but particularly smaller Humans aged 6-12 years old.

 

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Delivery information

We currently deliver to UK destinations only, via 2nd class Royal Mail or Parcel Force 48 Hours service.

Postage and packing costs:

  • - £3.50 for orders of up to £25,
  • - £7 for orders £25 - £50
  • - Free for any order over £50

This charge helps cover our costs and ensures your purchases support writing workshops for young people at the Ministry of Stories.

Our team of zombie volunteers aims to fulfil orders twice a week and on the outside you can expect delivery within 12 working days of order confirmation, but usually sooner. Unless something truly hideous happens, in which case delays of several centuries are not unlikely.

Returns information

You can return products if:

- You decide within seven days the product isn’t for you. You’ll receive a full refund, including delivery charge, processed within 30 days of return of the unwanted goods. Please send this with the original returns form supplied with your order, emailing us at shop@ministryofstories.org to let us know it is on the way. Please look after the product when you have it! Do not burn it, eat it, sit on it, drown it, or in any way cause it harm. We might need to ask for compensation otherwise.

- You don’t agree to a change in our terms and conditions or other policies, or you think the product is faulty. You will need to return the product with its original returns form. We’ll check the product upon receipt and email you regarding your refund. We’ll process it as soon as monstrously possible – definitely within 30 days of us emailing to confirm a refund. You’ll receive the full price of the product and delivery, plus any costs for sending it to us.

Please check the dispatch confirmation to find out more about your statutory right of cancellation. Returning a product doesn’t affect your other statutory rights as a consumer. Nor as a monster.

We try to use the same method to pay you as you used to pay us.

 
ministry of stories

Hoxton Street Monster Supplies is run under license from the Ministry of Stories, a volunteering organisation which helps young people with all manner of writing, through free one-to-one mentoring and writing workshops.

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