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Salt Made from Tears of Sorrow

This delectable salt, made from tears of abject sorrow, is collected only at moments of complete misery. With its delicate lavender flavour, its the perfect seasoning for limbs and organs.

Salt Made From Tears combines centuries-old craft with the freshest human tears which are gently boiled, released into shallow crystallisation tanks, then harvested by hand and finally rinsed in brine.

Developed in collaboration with expert tear harvesters Halen M̫on.


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All profits go to the Ministry of Stories, a creative writing charity for humans

Notes for Humans:

Superior coarse sea salt with lavender, from expert salt harvesters Halen Môn.


Sea salt and lavender



‘Tried this. Am too full of woe right now to comment, but obviously will be useful for my wailing tonight.’

-Thea K, Banshee

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