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Zombie Fresh Mints

Suffering from hideous halitosis after gorging on humans all night? Banish brain-breath with these startlingly strong mints.


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All profits go to the Ministry of Stories, a creative writing charity for humans

Notes for Humans:

Classic small hard mint balls (125g)


Ingredients: Sugar, Dextrose, Anti-Caking Agent: magnesium stearate, Peppermint Oil. Warning: this product may contain nuts or peanuts. Contains: flavouring.

‘I can heartily recommend these mints to any zombie - these made my breath so fresh humans actually walked right up to me to ask for directions.’

-Undead Ed

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